So I took a picture of Olivia in a drawer.

What’s goin’ on, you guys? I’m excited for Christmas. Everyone is in such a good mood during the holidays, which is nice. All the stores display their tackiest decorations and my brother sells electronics in a santa hat. The teachers wear sweaters with fuzzy reindeer on them and hang tinsel around their desks. I watch Step-Brothers and The Nightmare Before Christmas while I decorate the tree and run through the halls singing carols.

I love it all.

- Heather

"Black Friday" today. Up here we call it "Midnight Madness". All the stores stay open past midnight and hold massive holiday sales.

This year wasn't as great as most, but I got to see my brother sell car stereos in a Santa Claus hat, so it was all in all a good night.

Ashley and I went to the pet store and I gave all the cats names.



I call him Ringo.

I need to start breaking out my Christmas songs, y'know, get in the ~spirit.


Personal favourite.

Love,

Heather

• 15:41 Was at the rink today. ''Time To Dance'' started playing. It was strange. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

• 16:21 I'm a preacher in a Beatles t-shirt. Heh. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

• 16:43 It's bloody cold out here. #
• 18:47 ''The worst part of prison? Dementors.'' #
• 21:28 Damn you Taylor Swift, you and your maddeningly catchy music. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

• 15:57 That stereotype of Canadians being overly polite is actually kind of true. #
• 16:02 Oh, and New Moon? Unintentional humour is the best kind. #
• 16:45 @askmefakes LOL GIRAFFE. #
• 16:55 @thisisryanross for once, I actually agree with you. #
• 17:17 Rolled around on the floor with my dog for a bit. No regrets. #
• 20:39 Listening to the Glee soundtrack with my mom. She's got such a ''What is this I don't even'' look on her face. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

Went out of town on the weekend. Saw New Moon with my mum. It was awful, but what do you expect?

Also, I got new glasses, so I'm feeling pretty good right now. They're the really dorky thick-rimmed kind, which means they go great with my Super Mario Bros t-shirt.

And I bought one of those Kool Krates thingies that had Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band in it. I'll have to gain about 120 pounds and be a foot taller to fit the t-shirt, though. (Apparently all Beatles fans are morbidly obese and incredibly tall. Heh.) I almost bought it for my dad, but then I couldn't bear to part with it. So it's mine now.

I really don't feel like doing much today. Sleeping, maybe. But that's about it.

I'll try to be more energetic next time. Promise.

Love,

Heather

(ETA I just realized that my glasses are pretty much identical to Seth's glasses in my icon. Ha ha.)

So I know I haven't updated in a while. Um, there's a reason. It's TL;DR, but basically, I fought with my dad again and, um, I'm on hiatus for a little bit.

Well, not on "hiatus", but updates will be slim to none for a while.

I'm sure you won't be terribly disappointed.

And I'm going back to a public journal. Only really personal stuff will be f-locked.

Oh, joy.



LOL, get ready for the holidays you guys.

- Heather

So, remember my super mega foxy awesome hot Juno costume? Well, I got the funny idea that, hey, why don't I send a picture of it to one of my old guy friends and pretend to be pregnant, just to see what he'd do? (This makes no sense to you, but it's funny if you know all the little inside jokes between me and my friends)

I do this, and he totally buys it (not even questioning how I ever managed to get laid. Huh.) But then he wants to know "Who's the father?"

Now, while it's believable to him that I could manage to find a guy willing to sleep with me, it's not so much for myself. I just say, "Oh, I'd rather not mention his name, no need to drag him into this." This seems to satisfy him. (Note how I said "seems".)

Only now it turns out, thanks in part to a particular SOMEBODY, he thinks that not only am I PREGNANT, but the father is one of my OTHER guy friends.

Don't get me wrong, he (the "father") is a decent guy. He likes the Beatles, which is quite relevant to my interests. It's just... icky.

This would be pathetic if it wasn't so funny. Honestly, I think I'm the most virginal person I know.

But I ought to stop lying. Even if it is for the lulz.

Love always,

- Heather

• 16:37 Being "pregnant" was fun today. Wouldn't want to do it IRL, though. #
• 16:43 bit.ly/47wS3l via @TheOnion - Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears LOL this is high school. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

I dressed up as JUNO today. My costume was home-made. (LOL, my belly was a giant mixing bowl with duct tape on it.)

( LOL, a few people actually thought I was preggo. )

LOL you guys I'm being Juno for Halloween tomorrow. IDC if administration thinks it's offensive.

You know what? I'm agnostic. I find all the angel costumes that the girls wear to be religiously offensive. Suck it.


LOL

- Heather

• 19:54 LOL OMG that scared me so much I don't even. #

Powered by LoudTwitter

Man, I just had to uninstall, then reinstall The Sims 3 because it kept on crashing. Stupid patches.

Speaking of which, I'm thinking of doing little "list" things. You know, like "6 Albums I'm Really Into Right Now" with download links and stuff. But I dunno if they'll be of any use.

Screw it, I'll do it anyways.

Also, I'm thinking of going for my learner's permit this week. (Before you go all "wut" on me, in Alberta it's perfectly legal for a 14-year-old to receive their learner's permit. And I'd like to get it over with.)

Wish me luck.

Love always,

- Heather

• 19:51 Why the hell won't TS3 stop crashing? FUUUUUUU- #

Powered by LoudTwitter

I'm getting back into that bad habit of posting regularly. I dunno. Is it worth it?

But OMG all this Beatles on my iPod has me in such a fricking good mood. I literally walked down the street with the biggest smile on my face. Must've looked odd.

Y'know what are really cute? Baby giraffes. I'm dead serious. Look:





OMG.

And LOL, one of my IRL friends found my YouTube video. I S2G, he actually thought it was funny.

Damn. I really want to watch Across the Universe now.

Love,

Heather

(And P.S., if anyone on my f-list knows where I can download episodes of Glee, I'd be indebted to you for, like, ever.)

WHAT.